the prockist

Could it be that, in the time between when she was with Ted Kennedy and when she was with Bill O’Reilly, she got addicted to crack and became one of Flavor Flav’s crack hoes? I wouldn’t be surprised if she did. Think about it: She’s not that bad-looking, even as an old-ass woman. And yet, she couldn’t find anyone important to be with for like 10 years. But in that same time period, she was with Flavor Flav, right around the height of his crack addiction.

It sounds pretty obvious to me.

My guess is that Flavor Flav got locked up or something, she had what crackheads refer to as a moment of clarity, and she cleaned herself up and got with Bill O’Reilly. But she didn’t tell him she used to be with Flav. Because she figured, probably rightly so, that if he found out, he might drop her like a bad habit in favor of one of his secretaries from Inside Edition. But he probably ended up finding out anyway. Because you know how it is… once a crackhead, always a crackhead.